THE 5 STAGES OF "GRIEF" IN KENYA

Opinions are not facts and will never be even when backed up by facts. So please, before you get your panties all up in a bunch, know that I am not here to be argued with neither am I trying to convince you that what I am saying is Bible truth, I am simply voicing my opinion (which I repeat, is not a fact).

If you live in Kenya, I am sure you

THE IRONIES OF LIVING IN “DIFFERENT WORLDS”

I hear that Julian Assange "Wikileaks" has been at the Ecuadorian Embassy for the past 10 months executing Political Assylum. Amesema hatoki ng'o! The UK has spent 3 million pounds on "guards" who have been waiting for him to come out so that they can arrest him. 

I’VE BEEN HEARING VOICES.......

I’ve been hearing voices. “Yes, I know, stop talking! I’m trying to write about you”

Judging from recent occurrences, there could be only two explanations as to why this (the voices) has been happening to me and only me. I.e. unless, you too have been hearing them!

Explanation 1:              I am headed to the loony bin because after many years of learning 70% irrelevancies in class, my brain has decided to acquire imaginary friends to keep it company.

IT WASN’T A DREAM

Yesterday, I slept a deep sleep, a sleep like no other. Kind of like the one we see being exhibited on live T.V. during our infamous parliamentary proceedings.

And as I slept a deep sleep, I dreamed a very vivid dream. Kind of like what people pictured when

LOVE AND FOOD POISONING

I fail to understand the association between love and heart break. Yes, sometimes love leads to heart ache, but associating love with heartbreak is synonymous to associating food with food poisoning: If you eat food, you will definitely get food poisoning, right?